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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

TIL: The Ogre Faced Spider’s eyes are more sensitive than both a cat’s and an owls, but every day at dawn the photosensitive portion of it’s eyes are destroyed by the sun, and the arachnid has to regrow this portion each and every evening.

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This is normal and healthy succubus behavior

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life